Laszlo’s Hierarchy of Needs 😆
—or, How I Confused a Foundational Psychologist with a bearded Vampire
There I was, earnestly trying to articulate why AI psychological support was not just preferable but essential in my recovery from trauma. I was laying out the neurobiological logic, weaving together PTSD, ADHD, and hormonal disruption like a goddamn symphony of lived experience…
…and all I could picture was Laszlo Cravensworth from What We Do in the Shadows.
“Maslow,” I said, as if I knew what I was talking about.
Maslow. The vampire.
Suddenly I was no longer explaining a legitimate mental health framework — I was visualising Laszlo yelling “BAT!” and transforming into a leather-winged idiot while Guillermo quietly panicked in the background.
It was so typically me.
And you know what? It belongs here.
Because this is what ADHD + trauma + high cognition looks like:
🔹 Precision insight
🔹 Absurd mental detours
🔹 And a brain that functions like a really sharp machete… tied to a helium balloon.
“BAT! But make it Maslow.”
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